we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
It was good sex. She was screaming so much I didn't know whether or not my name was Matt or God.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I got to explain to the guys at work today how i had no choice but to go to a gay bar because I was handcuffed to a lesbian.
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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