jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
We named our party play list daddy issues
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
A lumberjack bearing the gift of small oranges or gymnast sex... I love you man but you lose that battle 9 out of 10
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
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