how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
I just spent $27 on things to pee on.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Last night you told her she was rocking the beer gut. Still wondering why you have that black eye?
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Some lady old enough to be our mom took us home, made me eggs and he still got some. Where do I claim my best wingman/sister trophy?
Totally uneven. One tiny pussy lip that almost didn't exist and one giant lip that unfurled liked 5 different times half way down her leg and could have been used to hoist the mainsail on a pirate ship.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
Hey, you should go to your facebook ASAP... i'm guessing you're wasted but you just uploaded a picture of someones dick...and everyones taking bets now if its Rick or Mikes..
Randomize
