ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
naw. unless you want me to sit in a corner, not understand english and eat all of your cheese then i don't think it's a good idea.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I just went to pick up my pigeon from your house. You should be getting a picture soon
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I was able to hide the fact that I had just shit in my pants, and then wupped her ass at FIFA
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
I've realized that drinking at your apartment alone on a Tuesday probably isn't a good thing.
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