And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
My neighbor is on the his front porch in a robe dipping a popsicle into what appears to be vodka. I want to be his son.
I'm sorry you couldn't sneak away today. You're the only guy I'm fucking that I can talk with about the other guys I'm fucking, and I need some advice
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
I told him to come over when I realized that I did have time for a quick booty call before church.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
She started crying because the Rugrats grew up
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