Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Having kids is risky. They might end up weird.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
I'll be waiting for you under the stairs with peanut butter and tequila ... Don't tell the neighbors
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
my head feels like a yellow yolk spinning in a circle at the bottom of the bowl.. i may have a concussion, love auto correct
id one day like to live in a world full of emotionless and wonderfully fullfilling sex...
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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