we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
Direct quote from her that tipped me off I was getting some: "I want to jump on his shoulders and wrap my legs around his face"
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I am praying to every god I can that he drank so much that he won't even remember me
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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