you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I skipped work to stalk him.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
We got so high we made milksteak
His hospital is closing...I consider it "sorry you're losing your job" sex.
What did you wear last night? Because I'm pretty sure there are atleast 4 Facebook statuses about your walk of shame.
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I'm just trying to win a butt plug dude
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Who told you that acid and Jurassic World was a good idea?
dont remember, but I'm pretty sure I was convinced that the hybrid dinosaur was satan the whole time. It was actually very spiritual
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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