she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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