Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
sometimes when you're high at work you just have to say fuck it and eat the dog treats
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Lets think Pancakes and sausages into existence
We need to get me chipped asap
Just had a flashback of scottish man yellin' at my face. What the fuck I did?
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