Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
is it bad that i shorted Freddie Mac immediatly after I heard about the CFO?
Funny, my mom didn't get it when I said 'that's what she said' after she said 'it's so thick, it's impossible' in reference to my milkshake
I just had to pull over at a starbucks to throw up in the bathroom. They really should not have let me be a lawyer.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
im going to smoke a cigarette and reflect on my life choices
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