i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
He just said he wasn't going to drink on Saturday because he was drinking on Thursday and Friday...we need new friends.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
his name is devion and he has a voice like velvet and handcuffs
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
So now I'm just going to brush my teeth, get high, and go to sleep. Like an adult
I should've negotiated that before I sat on his face.
Mom got drunk as hell, crashed Dad's wedding and some how left with the best man. This is why you should be glad you aren't my sibling.
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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