used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
You don't know true terror until you get stuck in a porta potty while frying your face off.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
I'm high on the exercise bike at the gym. I feel like Lance Armstrong
At some point you said you just wanted to get laid, so we had a moment of silence for your dead sex life...
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