I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
I drank Dr. Pepper and instant breakfast mix together and threw up sober for the first time.
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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