i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
I have their Unicorn picture in my shirt, and I just threw a Bud Light Platinum bottle through their window. We need to go now.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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