we better have passed that bar exam - i dont want to have to drink like this again
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
You told my mom you were going to "Raw Dawg some randoms." That Drunk.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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