Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I wish my penis had an off switch
Bullshit. I know you're watching The Dog Whisperer
That Cesar Milan is captivating
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
Can we please have a moment of silence for my reputation?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
My cat is staring at me while I drink my wine on the bathroom floor in the morning instead of attending class. Sorry mom and dad. Sorry cat.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
Randomize
