Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
At one point in the night, as we were running from the cops, I clearly remember you yelling "little gnomes are tickling the insides of my body!" ...that high.
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
GOOD MORNING! This is your wake up call! Just incase this text wasn't enough, I had sex on your bed last night while you were drunk hitting on my sister. Dan jizzed on your pillow! We rubbed it on both sides! Now get up and go to class!
I blacked out after the piñata full of condoms
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