So he flipped me over and suddenly went limp then told me he was thinking about his ex.
so you punched his junk, right?
i was like a deer caught in headlights with its coke-dick hanging out
I don't think I can handle being a slut. There is a lot more emotional stress that I never realized.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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