My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
How am I?!! The turkey is dry as shit, I'm watching football in low def and there's no beer b/c everyone is in aa. Fuck giving thanks.
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
Just ignore the penis. It's won't bother you. I promise.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I know you won't see this for awhile, but I had to tell somebody, and you're like the only person who won't judge me for having an accidental erotic encounter with General Tso's chicken.
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