I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
i don't think my life will be extraordinarily more meaningful if i let him put his tongue in my butthole.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Moment of the night: you were impatient while I paid for the tequila shots and proceeded to lick and salt MY hand for me. This is why we're roommates.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
He came so hard he burst a blood vessel in his eye. Do I have to take him to the ER? because I'm too tired for this shit.
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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