People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
you know you were refereeing rock paper scissors for who got to make out with your sister right?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
Maybe it was silver. I don't know. I was drunk sifting through my dogs vomit.
Russians do not operate on the same level as the rest of us. hoping I wake up tomorrow
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
Sorry, i'm on a strict diet of vodka and regret
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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