thats the mark of a good guy. when you can period all over his leg and he still thinks you're beautiful!
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i bought another $5 worth of vodka. with change. i look like a homeless alcoholic. i need your dino cups or else i'll be forced to make a giant jello bowl shot
I just banged that chick from the bar by speaking french. all i had to do was recite my grocery list
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
You're probably reading this when you wake up from your "nap" in the front yard. Maybe next week you should go to class, and not start Thirsty Thursday at 9:30 in the morning.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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