but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
You pole danced in your parka.
I told two kids in their homecoming outfits to use a condom because of Ebola. I may have saved a life last night
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
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