im gay
i know
yea but for you.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Need a ride. Apparently screaming about the bartender's erectile dysfunction gets you kicked out.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
You coming home soon, man?
HENBARSCLOSE
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
I thought accidentally shaving off my fingertip while trying to shave my butthole was going to be the most unexpected part of my day, but no
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
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