dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Just boiled hotdogs in bongwater. NOT a good idea.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
they pretty much knew i was there to get drunk and fuck their daughter
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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