Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
i havent blinked in 235 seconds. now 247. now 258. 263. 267. 271. i also have been gifted with theability to both type and count and not blink. 293 so magical
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
We tried to break her futon, I crushed my balls instead. You have one less reason to be jealous that my balls are insanely huge and yours are not.
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
