its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
Just rolled over and realized my vodka goggles are not as functional as my beer goggles
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
I thought you died. Don't forget it's burger night.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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