There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Needless to say Beer Gardens severly frowns upon playing flip cups with real glasses.
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
Well its official I'm an idiot. I made out hardcore with an employee last night in our banquet room. Oh and got wasted at work. Oh and showed my staff squirrel on a trampoline.
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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