I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I just watered my plants with apple juice. Look what you made me do.
He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
He let me finish eating my sandwich while I sat his face. I think I'm in love with this little eager beaver.
Too stoned. Randomly can't get the image of Emilio estevez's smiling face out of my head. What is life.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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