nut hugger
Me too. Send a cab. Order food.
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
you told me heaven would be the 3 of us at Moe's forever and every hot girl that walked in would ask us to play stone face
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Chick in class has 69 tattooed on the back of her neck. Target acquired.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
WHY IS SHE PANDERING YOU, A SIMPLE GOBLIN, TINY WEENER PICTURES OVER STATE LINES
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