Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
She was stumbling around looking for her cat. She said i could help, but i had to call him by his jungle name
You called me at 2am singing 'happy birthday' while screaming 'I fucking love you' verses, all while eating a burrito and taking a piss off your apartment balcony
Yeah I know, the people below me already told me
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
So Bodhi just sent me a pic of someone's balls with a message that says "I hope you all have a ballin' night." I don't even know what level of friendship to call this anymore.
Oh my god.
The ballsiest level.
I was thinking about the biological process causing me to puke while I was puking. THAT'S how much I'd been studying.
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
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