just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I feel as if we moved beyond the hook up stage when she blew me as I drunkenly finished my chicken nuggets.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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