Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
He probably put up nude pics. He seems like that kind of guy.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
just woke up face down in my kitchen covered in cheetos. my mom just stepped over me to get to the coffee maker. hello summer
I just walked into my exam wearing a mans tshirt and Alex's size 13 crocs twenty min late carrying only a pencil and my heels...I'm not real
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
When I tell my children how I survived hurricane Sandy I'll probably leave out the threesome
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
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