Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
its coolsest when we hear the beat in our water bottles. and the likghts are in his eyes now. oh holland
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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