she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
Exactly. All of us sinners go to hell and get nothing while all of the goody two shoes get to go to heaven where its all pink floyd, lasers, and pot.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
i seriously haven't spoken to him since i drunk dialed him and told him i loved his beard
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I think I fell asleep on the dance floor at one point...but played it off cool and acted like I just did the robot.
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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