Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
Is it wierd that you're going to be my best man and you've fucked my wife?
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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