Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
In their defense you were hugging a watermelon for a good portion of the trip
... Already stepped in vomit and got a dirty look from a fat in a neck brace
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
You should have seen the pharmacists face when I paid for my inhaler refill and a box of condoms.
So I just saw someone get shoved into a car trunk by your car.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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