windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
i've been called drunk 4 times today and it's only 3pm
$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
look, i may have sacrified a 20% assignment for a sprite. this is what hangovers do to me.
Did you ask last night's taxi driver about his penis hygiene?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
Please don't tell me that blonde guys name is Matthew I won't be able to fuck a guy with my brothers name
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Did you get good sleep?
I dreamt that I was a lipstick lesbian in the 1950s, working at Walgreens and solving mysteries.
So yes.
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