you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
I'm returning our mountain of beer cans, while wearing a Budweiser sweatshirt. i don't look like an alcoholic.
Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
Dick is dick
Look decision making is not my specialty
Which is why I just spent $33 on a breakfast sandwich coffee and hash browns
I just saw a guy walking down the street without a shirt on and holding a samari sword....
Randomize
