That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Nothing says "I Love you" like my dick in a pizza box
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
We were covered in sweat and glitter, making out onstage, in front of everyone. I think it was a good night.
Please come check out theses cougars grinding on a pole. I feel like they're showing us up and we need a duel stat
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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