Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
That poor girl was naked and had to be at a job interview in an hour
Maybe we should try and tone it down a notch. The neighbors changed the name of their wifi network to "i can hear you having sex".
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Remember that time you bought snap bracelets on Amazon and they sent you 300 pregnancy tests instead? Amazon knows.
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
You said you're gonna end your night with a six pack and awful erotica
Coworker just walked in thirty minutes late reeking like weed and clutching a handful of scratch-off tickets. Also, there’s still a stripper pole in my office. Happy Wednesday!
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