hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Whats the name of the guy with his hand down my pants?
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
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