i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
We broke the shower door. Completely off. His roommates were not happy but I sure was
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Well I've consulted some psychics but they keep saying all they hear in my head is screaming and all they see in my future is pool noodles and cheese dip?
No one with a hairstyle like that is allowed to insult anyone for anything
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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