Ok never mind. Thought i pooped my pants for a second. False alarm.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
Really dude? drunk texts at 9 in the morning? its wednesday
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