I'm too scared of my Fleshlight to even use it anyway.
He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I feel violated. a guy just did an ultrasound on my balls. He made eye contact..
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
I just randomly started counting the number of guys that I've hooked up with that are now gay. 11.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
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