Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
i'm out of smokes so i just had an after sex popsicle. this might become an addiction.
Walked into this guys room, saw a tickle me elmo under his desk with white stains in its mouth. This is awkward.
just woke up to a 10 min voicemail of you singing "99 red ballons".... you need to work on your german..
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
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