I think a homeless person took a bath in my mouth while I was sleeping :(
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
I walked into the bathroom and the toilet was on fire... I stood there for like a minute trying to decide whether I should put it out or get my camera.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
My liver just had a heart attack.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
i just hope we're both dead or in prison at the same time
my extended weekend of being as irresponsible as possible started with blowing the bartender in the bar bathroom. off to a good start.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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