check it out our google latitudes are spooning
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
We asked an illegal alien to buy us beer. He didn't even want a tip. I'm going to Washington to plead that case.
You are the worst kind of disappointment. The responsible kind.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
My kid made a secret wish that you have a baby... Make good choices today!
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
i doubt you are even in possession of a crowbar.
I suggest you not find out the hard way
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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