Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
WTF. you left me with no condoms and you ate all my mac and cheese. scumbag.
Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
When I say drunk I mean that in the process of filming a fratstar cooking show they threw a keg into the street where the police came to clean it up. now all they can say is "THE KEG GOT ARRESTED."
I've slept in a different bed every day this week. Operation Ho Ho Ho is a success!
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
HE GAVE ME ONE OF HIS BEERS.
YOU'RE THE CHOSEN ONE.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
If you don't sing 'dust in the wind' at my funeral, I'll haunt you forever
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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